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Totally Correct Eowang Quotes - #58
Benga : I can fit my whole world in the palm of my hands!
Eltic : That’s impossible–
Benga : *Cups Eltic's face*
Eltic : *blushing* Benga, I have a reputation.
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Holly : So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.
Lewis : Holly, no. That’s not how you make cookies.
Holly : FLOOR IT???
Lewis : HOLLY, NO.
Holly : HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND?
Lewis : HOLLY, YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.
Holly : I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.
Lewis : H O L L Y
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Omen : Eltic, can I talk to you about something?
Eltic : Yeah, but I’m not great at advice.
Omen : ...
Eltic : However, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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Eltic : Benga, tell Stun where he can stick his grapes.
Benga : In the fridge.
Eltic : No, Benga.
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Jason : Do you think she'll notice?
Alistair : No way dude, don't say anything
Jason : I'm not
Holly : *with multiple knives lightly stabbed in his back* Hey what's up guys??
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Holly : If you have a problem with me, say it to my face
Holly : *2 minutes later, after Lewis spits out all his complaints, voice cracking* This not what I wanted
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Holly : *about Eltic* He's literally 2 ft tall, kick him like a football
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Lewis : You know, somebody once told me
Holly : That the world was gonna roll me?
Lewis : Uh, no not really
Holly : Well, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Lewis : HOLLY, NO!
Holly : WELL, THE YEARS START COMING
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Holly : *mumbling* G-get me the thing.
Lewis : What thing?
Holly : The thing- the thing! It has flashing buttons on it and it makes noises.
Lewis : That describes literally everything in your room!
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Sigmund : i'm not a lame mom
Sigmund : i'm a cool mom
Sigmund : Right?
Holly : You're not even a mom
Sigmund : You're grounded
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