Holly : We can do whatever we want! There's no rules!

Lewis : Put your shirt back on.

Holly : There's one rule.

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Alistair : the french have given us many good things.

Jason : french toast.

Holly : the guillotine. 

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Benga : do you believe in god, Padm?

Padm : i believe in hell and i'm in it. 

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Holly : I’m a confident driver.

Lewis : You almost just ran someone over.

Holly : Confidently, though. 

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Eltic : well, you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. it was because shut up. shut up is why.

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Lewis : Okay. Tell me how you introduce yourself and maybe we can give you some tips on how to be more friendly.

Holly : *whips out a switchblade* It’s knife to meet you.

Lewis : Okay. So we need to completely start afresh. 

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Scarlette : Inspirational speech.

Edan : You can’t just say inspirational speech! It’s not the same as actually giving one.

Cinder : I don’t know. I’m feeling pretty inspired.

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Scarlette : *playing a horror game*

Scarlette : Did I give you permission to turn off the lights? No I fucking didn’t. Now back the hell up Mr. Demon.

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Edan : I’m not getting into anymore more stupid debates with you.

Scarlette : Water is not wet.

Edan : How the fuck is water not wet it’s water-

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Holly : [coughs violently]

Lewis : Don’t die.

Holly : Don’t tell me what to do.

Benga : I can fit my whole world in the palm of my hands!

Eltic : That’s impossible–

Benga : *Cups Eltic's face*

Eltic : *blushing* Benga, I have a reputation. 

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Holly : So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.

Lewis : Holly, no. That’s not how you make cookies.

Holly : FLOOR IT???

Lewis : HOLLY, NO.

Holly : HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND?

Lewis : HOLLY, YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.

Holly : I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.

Lewis : H O L L Y

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Omen : Eltic, can I talk to you about something?

Eltic : Yeah, but I’m not great at advice.

Omen : ...

Eltic : However, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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Eltic : Benga, tell Stun where he can stick his grapes. 

Benga : In the fridge. 

Eltic : No, Benga. 

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Jason :  Do you think she'll notice?

Alistair :  No way dude, don't say anything

Jason :  I'm not

Holly : *with multiple knives lightly stabbed in his back*  Hey what's up guys?? 

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Holly :  If you have a problem with me, say it to my face

Holly : *2 minutes later, after Lewis spits out all his complaints, voice cracking* This not what I wanted

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Holly : *about Eltic* He's literally 2 ft tall, kick him like a football 

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Lewis :  You know, somebody once told me

Holly : That the world was gonna roll me?

Lewis : Uh, no not really

Holly : Well, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

Lewis : HOLLY, NO!

Holly : WELL, THE YEARS START COMING

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Holly : *mumbling* G-get me the thing.

Lewis : What thing?

Holly : The thing- the thing! It has flashing buttons on it and it makes noises.

Lewis : That describes literally everything in your room! 

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Sigmund : i'm not a lame mom

Sigmund : i'm a cool mom

Sigmund : Right?

Holly : You're not even a mom

Sigmund : You're grounded 

Benga : Hey, Esias’s here!

Eltic : And Eltic. I’m short, not invisible.

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Bart : I failed!

Jérémiah : Me too!

[Bart and Jérémiah high five] 

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*grabs onto Bart’s shoulders*

Jérémiah : *looks into Bart’s eyes*

Jérémiah : *takes a deep breath*

Jérémiah : I brolieve in you. 

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Bart : I’ve figured out why you’ve been in such a bad mood lately; you have updog.

Storm : What’s updog?

Bart : JEREMIAH GET IN HERE AND BRING YOUR MONEY I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!

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Holly : What's it called when you kill a friend?

Holly : Homiecide.

Lewis : *upset* Murder.

Holly : Homiecide.

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Cinder : *walks into Storm’s room*

Cinder : *notices Storm’s dishevelled appearance and the numerous textbooks open around them*

Storm : Welcome to my shame circle.

Cinder : I thought you were studying.

Storm : Same thing. 

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Cinder : according to the multiverse theory theres a universe where the multiverse theory doesnt exist

Scarlette : the multiverse theory doesnt cover paradoxical situations

Holly : EXCEPT IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE IT DOES

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Cinder : in a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘good’ side?

Storm : because being mean makes me feel bad 

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Cinder : So, what happened to you, Edan?

Edan :  I don't want to talk about it.

Scarlette :  Good. We don't want to hear about it. 

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Eltic : It looks heavy let me hold it for you.

Benga : It’s my hand.

Eltic : *grabbing Benga's hand* Cool. 

*Edan and  Scarlette arguing*

Scarlette : I know I’m right! Eltic agrees with me, right?

Eltic : *mumbling in the background* Don’t pull me into this…

Edan : You can’t be right, because I’m right!

Cinder : Can’t you just agree to disagree?

Scarlette and Edan : NO! 

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Sigmund : You have the same guilty look on your face as you did when you were ten years old and you put the son of the neightbors in the microwave.

Holly :  I never pressed start. 

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Jason : This is a mistake.

Alistair : A mistake we’re gonna laugh about one day.

Jason : But not today.

Alistair : Oh no, today’s gonna be a mess.

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Jérémiah : Oh my God, Isos! What’s that hideous thing growing out of your neck?

Isos : Where? Where?

Jérémiah : Ah, never mind. It’s just your head. 

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Jérémiah : What if you kept a horse mask on your face 24/7 while raising a child and they thought they were raised by a human-horse hybrid and never knew any different and then one day you take the mask off.

Bart : That's a great idea!

Edan : stop

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Eltic : I just slept for 12 hours but I'm still tired. Let's go for 12 more.

Benga : Eltic, that's a coma.

Eltic :  Sounds festive. 

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Lewis : Congratulations, you managed to un-fuck a situation you originally fucked up!

Holly :  THANKS

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Edan : [hitting Storm]

Storm :  Ow! What are you doing?!

Edan : Hitting on you.

Storm :  THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT 

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Holly : Compliment me.

Lewis :  Uh, you... you have eyes.

Holly : ...

Holly : [shrugs] I'll take it. 

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Lewis : Hey guys, guess what I got!

Flory : A woman?

Mom : A real job?

Holly : A friend your own age?

Lewis : No!

Cinder : The risk I took was carefully calculated.

Storm : WE ALMOST DIED!

Cinder : I never said I was good at math. 

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Cinder : Do blind people see their dreams?

Cinder : Do deaf people hear their thoughts?

Edan : Do you ever shut the fuck up?

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Scarlette : I swing both ways

Scarlette : Violently

Scarlette : With my hammer

Scarlette : Come get some motherfucker

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Holly : I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Eltic : I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Scarlette : I recorded the dumb stuff.

Cinder : I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Lewis : I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Benga : Why are you always so sarcastic???

Eltic : Because stabbing is frowned upon in the Court of Law.

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Cinder : But if I'm the leader, what will you be?

Storm : I'll be asleep. 

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Benga : I am so awake and ready for the day, the sun is beautiful and I am so happy to be alive.

Eltic : I’ve had 30 minutes of sleep for the last five days and I can smell sounds. Please kill me. 

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Eltic : *arguing with Esias* No, Benga and I are best friends, AND we’re married.

Benga : AND we discussed this AND it worked perfectly.

Eltic : and YOU’RE a moron because we know how marriage works and you don’t.

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Lewis : Your ribs are broken.

Holly :  That must be why it hurts when I laugh.

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Hector : Hey!

Benga :  Ugh, this guy again.