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Totally Correct Eowang Quotes - #17
Eltic : *sigh* Why am I not a banana?
Esias : Because your genetic code dictates you are a human. However, it should please you to know that you share fifty to sixty percent of your DNA with a banana.
Eltic : Thanks, Esias.
Benga : Are you telling me some people are ten percent more banana than other people?
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Esias : Why is Eltic on the table?
Benga : He likes to be tall.
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Lewis : (reading Holly's ‘Wanted’ poster) For theft, fraud, posturing, in-posturing, gambling, disturbing the peace and….public nudity?
Holly : In my defense I was tied to a tree and stripped of my clothes, so that one really wasn’t my fault.
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Holly On Christmas, probably
Holly : Lewis help, I’m trapped under the tree and the star’s tangled in my hair.
Lewis : Why were you under the tree?
Holly : … Because I’m a gift to this world?
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Lewis : How do you just eat when there's a dead guy laying there?
Holly : What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?
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[Talking about Stun face]
Eltic : Is that Stun ?
Benga : Yes, it is.
Eltic : Who died on his face?
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Cinder : Simba, I am your father.
Storm : I don't think Mufasa has ever said that
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Lewis : I don’t know about this.
Holly : Oh, trust me. You’ll have fun
Lewis : ‘Trust me. You’ll have fun.’ Was there ever a more suspicious phrase?
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Holly : You know what? I say screw that guy!
Lewis : Yeah!
Lewis : … You’re a terrible influence.
Holly : You need me.
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Holly : I will eat your babies, bitch!
Lewis : Nobody’s eating anybody’s babies.
Holly : Come on, let me eat her babies.
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