• Totally Correct Eowang Quotes - #44

     

    Lewis : You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to this.

    Holly : I agree. Except replace the word “non” with “extremely”, and after the word “violent”, include the phrase, “blood explosion extraordinaire”.

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    Sigmund : Holly ! What are you doing?!

    Holly : I can explain everything!

    *silence*

    Holly : Actually, no, I can’t. 

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    Cinder : Think positive Storm !

    Storm : You be positive, I’ll be realistic. 

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    Cinder : I think you use sarcasm and anger as a way to keep people from getting too close to you.

    Edan : You know, I do. But it doesn’t always work. 

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    Holly : I’d lie for you.

    Lewis : Yeah, but you lie all the time. You lie for no reason. Holly, you just like to lie.

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    Cinder : You cry every time somebody talks about Titanic.

    Storm : *getting emotional* Those two had only each other!

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    Scarlette : How bad is it?

    Eltic : Well, fortunately, the knife missed your celiac artery.

    Scarlette : That’s good.

    Eltic : No, Scarlette, you had a knife inside of you. That’s the opposite of good. 

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    Benga : You shouldn't insult people who are bigger than you.

    Eltic : Then I'd never get to insult anyone. 

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    Holly : Sorry for psychologically scarring you.

    Lewis : Which time?  

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    Scarlette : Why are you whispering?

    Cinder : *whispering* For dramatic effect!

     

     


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