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Totally Correct Eowang Quotes - #44
Lewis : You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to this.
Holly : I agree. Except replace the word “non” with “extremely”, and after the word “violent”, include the phrase, “blood explosion extraordinaire”.
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Sigmund : Holly ! What are you doing?!
Holly : I can explain everything!
*silence*
Holly : Actually, no, I can’t.
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Cinder : Think positive Storm !
Storm : You be positive, I’ll be realistic.
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Cinder : I think you use sarcasm and anger as a way to keep people from getting too close to you.
Edan : You know, I do. But it doesn’t always work.
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Holly : I’d lie for you.
Lewis : Yeah, but you lie all the time. You lie for no reason. Holly, you just like to lie.
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Cinder : You cry every time somebody talks about Titanic.
Storm : *getting emotional* Those two had only each other!
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Scarlette : How bad is it?
Eltic : Well, fortunately, the knife missed your celiac artery.
Scarlette : That’s good.
Eltic : No, Scarlette, you had a knife inside of you. That’s the opposite of good.
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Benga : You shouldn't insult people who are bigger than you.
Eltic : Then I'd never get to insult anyone.
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Holly : Sorry for psychologically scarring you.
Lewis : Which time?
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Scarlette : Why are you whispering?
Cinder : *whispering* For dramatic effect!
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