• Totally Correct Eowang Quotes - #45

     

    Lewis : If you have seven chairs and ten children, what do you do?

    Benga : Get three more chairs.

    Holly : Kill three children. 

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    Holly : Do you care if I take the skin off of this Furby? I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Also I want to softhack his circuits.

    Lewis : I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again. 

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    Benga : Netflix lied to me.

    Benga : I never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens, revealing to me their soft side.

    Benga : It's always me picking up the kittens.

    Benga : ...

    Benga : Maybe I'm the bad boy.

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    Scarlette : How do you guys usually get out of these types of messes?

    Holly : We don’t. We make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one. 

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    Lewis : so what do you guys have planned for Valentine’s Day

    Cinder : murder

    Holly : that’s the spirit 

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    Holly : Personally, I blame you.

    Lewis : How can it possibly be my fault?

    Holly : Because otherwise it would be my fault. And that can’t be right.

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    Padm : Good job

    Eltic : You’re giving me sticker?

    Padm : Not just any sticker. It has a kitten that says, “Me-Wow!”

    Eltic : Padm, I’m not in kindergarten.

    Padm : Alright, I’ll take it back then.

    Eltic : Hey, I earned this, back off! 

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    Benga : Wake up.

    Eltic : No, I'm dead.

    Benga : You're talking.

    Eltic : You woke up my ghost. 

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    Padm : Wake up, your destiny awaits.

    Benga : Tell it to wait outside, I’m too tired to care.

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    Edan : All right now, everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.

    Cinder : Why? Are you in a hurry?

    Edan : No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.

     

     


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