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Totally Correct Eowang Quotes - #45
Lewis : If you have seven chairs and ten children, what do you do?
Benga : Get three more chairs.
Holly : Kill three children.
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Holly : Do you care if I take the skin off of this Furby? I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Also I want to softhack his circuits.
Lewis : I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
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Benga : Netflix lied to me.
Benga : I never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens, revealing to me their soft side.
Benga : It's always me picking up the kittens.
Benga : ...
Benga : Maybe I'm the bad boy.
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Scarlette : How do you guys usually get out of these types of messes?
Holly : We don’t. We make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.
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Lewis : so what do you guys have planned for Valentine’s Day
Cinder : murder
Holly : that’s the spirit
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Holly : Personally, I blame you.
Lewis : How can it possibly be my fault?
Holly : Because otherwise it would be my fault. And that can’t be right.
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Padm : Good job
Eltic : You’re giving me sticker?
Padm : Not just any sticker. It has a kitten that says, “Me-Wow!”
Eltic : Padm, I’m not in kindergarten.
Padm : Alright, I’ll take it back then.
Eltic : Hey, I earned this, back off!
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Benga : Wake up.
Eltic : No, I'm dead.
Benga : You're talking.
Eltic : You woke up my ghost.
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Padm : Wake up, your destiny awaits.
Benga : Tell it to wait outside, I’m too tired to care.
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Edan : All right now, everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.
Cinder : Why? Are you in a hurry?
Edan : No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.
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