Esias : I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Scarlette : That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Storm : Spiders.

Lewis : Wasps.

Cinder : Terriers.

Benga : Eltic.

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Eltic : I know we don’t always see eye to eye on things

Benga : that’s because you’re short 

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Lewis : Now, we can do this the hard way or…

Lewis : Actually there’s just the hard way.

Holly : That’s fine with me.

Lewis : Really? This is not going to be pretty. We’re talking violence, blood, strong language, adult content…

Holly : YES

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Holly : I’m cold.

Alistair : Just like my heart.

Holly : Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.

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Holly : I’M TOO HOT

Holly : *points at Lewis*

Lewis : [sighs]

Lewis : *monotone voice paired with deadpan expression* Hot damn.

Holly : CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMEN

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Lewis : People get 500 times more cuter when they talk about what they're passionate about

Holly : What if they're passionate about murder

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Cinder : *calling Scarlette* Hey do you wanna know something weird?

Scarlette : First of all, it’s 3 in the morning.

Scarlette : Second of all, continue

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Holly : What did I do to deserve this?!

Lewis : Want me to tell you in alphabetical order or from bad to worse?

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Benga : *to Eltic* Do I need to get you a step stool so you can look me in the eyes when you threaten me?

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Storm : Would this be an appropriate time to panic?

Cinder : Probably, yeah.

Storm : *screams*