Lewis : Should I be concerned?

Holly : [dragging a body bag up the stairs] Nope.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Holly : honestly, i’m just so evil. so full of darkness.

Holly : i feed off the souls of the living!

Holly : i strike fear-

Lewis : you sleep with a pink teddy bear name Peppermint.

Holly : he’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Storm : Did you just push Edan ?

Scarlette : No

Storm : It looks like you did! 

Scarlette : I just gave him a high five with my entire body

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Cinder : You’re Edan ?

Edan : Yeah.

Cinder : The Edan of the Royal Family ?

Edan : No, just a regular Edan; didn’t you hear I come in six packs?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Lewis : There’s three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way, and the Holly way!

Cinder : Isn’t that the wrong way ?

Lewis : Yeah, but faster.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Sigmund : Holly ! you tracked mud all over the carpet

Holly : Now that right there is a mess!

Sigmund : I just had it cleaned yesterday

Holly : I’m not responsable for this, I’ve been making potion all morning

Sigmund : They are clearly your foot prints 

Holly : Then there’s an imposter on the loose

Sigmund : THEY LEAD DIRECTLY TO YOU

Holly : clue number one: The imposter is a phantom 

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Holly : I have an idea.

Lewis : We're not going to murder anyone.

Holly : I have no ideas.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Storm : Hey.

Cinder : Hey?

Storm : I can’t sleep.

Cinder : I can. Goodnight. 

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Holly : Dear Santa

Holly : I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty.

Holly : And it was worth it, you fat, judgmental bastard.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Storm : Cinder, you stay positive. You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?

Cinder : Well, I’ll tell you my secret ! 

Cinder : I lie to myself. Every morning, when I wake up, I tell myself "everything’s going to be OK", but I’M LYING. And I don’t know… how much longer… I can do it. *strained inhale* *cheery smile* Have a swell night, Storm!” *strolls off whistling* 

Lewis : Holly, is this legal?

Holly : When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Eltic : Why is Lewis crying?

Holly : He took one of those ‘Which Eowang character are you like?’ quizzes…

Eltic : Oh man, who’d he get?

Holly : …Me 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Cinder : We have fun, don't we Storm ?

Storm : I have never been more stressed out in my entire life 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Edan : I love you

Storm : I love you too

Cinder : *squealing* YES! Keep loving each other!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Stun : I'm not laughing. I haven't laughed since my wife died.

Isabelle : Wh-Why did you laugh when your wife died ?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Benga : Eltic, I had a long day…

Eltic : You know what else is long? My di-

Benga : DIVINE LOVE FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CAN I GET AN AMEN 

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Stun : I’m going to ask you to be respectful here.

Eltic : I will politely decline. 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

*talking about Benga* 

Eltic : I’m dating this guy who's 6’5.

Scarlette : ooh, nice. Is he hot?

Eltic : I don't know. He 6’5. I’ve never seen his face yet. 

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Holly : I’m always dtf.

Lewis : [concerned look]

Holly : Down to fight.

Lewis : [concerned look intensifies] 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Eltic : This is my "I don't care" face.

Benga: That's your normal face.

Holly : I just ended a five year relationship

Lewis : Are you okay?

Holly : It’s okay it wasn’t my relationship

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Lewis : I just got a new notebook, what should I put in it?

Holly : Put spaghetti in it.

Lewis : I’m taking suggestions from anyone else.

Cinder : Put spaghetti in it.

Lewis : I’m taking suggestions from anyone except you two.

Scarlette : Put spaghetti in it.

Lewis : I’m no longer taking suggestions.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Lewis : Holly will come up with a plan.

Storm : That’s good. Right?

Lewis : Possibly you’re not recalling some of her previous plans.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Cinder : I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

Eltic : *groaning* It’s too early for this.

Holly : GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

Cinder : WIE GEHTS HERR MASTADON

Esias : Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this conversation is a palaeontological disaster

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Eltic : Do you guys always disagree like this?

[simultaneously]

Edan :  Not always.

Scarlette :  Always. 

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Lewis : I mean come on, let’s just hug it out. Come on, hug it out.

Lewis, Eltic, Scarlette, Cinder, Storm, Benga, Edan Holly and Esias : [struggle into a group hug]

Benga : Who took my wallet?

Holly : Sorry.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Scarlette : What’s the worst that could happen?

Storm : Humiliation.

Lewis : Embarrassment.

Edan : Fire.

Eltic : Explosions.

Esias : Collisions.

Benga : Tears.

Cinder : Nudity.

Holly : And death.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Lewis : Why are you doing this?

Holly : Because I’m bored, it’s funny, and I hate you. There you are. The holy trinity of why. 

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Stun : Ladies and gentleman, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!

Eltic : A llama?

Stun : No.

Isabelle : A baby llama?

Stun : (scoffs) No!

Benga : A baby llama with a little hat on?

Stun : (angerier) NO!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Stun : That information is classified.

Isabelle : Stun, I am begging you, just tell us what you want for Christmas.

Storm : I’M DYING!

Cinder : You’re fine, you just have a cold.

Storm : I SAID I’M DYING

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Storm : So salt is a weapon now ? 

Cinder : I didn't know Scarlette was a weapon.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

*Watching Scarlette and Edan argue*

Storm : This is bad.

Cinder : I know.

Cinder : I wish we had popcorn.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Holly :  I never brag.

Lewis : You once called your face the proof of God’s existence.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Cinder : I can make literally anything sound positive.

Holly : Your house just burned down and you lost all your money in the stock market.

Cinder : It's a chance to start over. Fire is cleansing and true wealth is measured by the amount of love in your life.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Scarlette : So, what’s the plan? We go in there and just pow, pow, pow! And pick up the hostages?

Cinder : What was that noise?

Scarlette : gun fire.

Cinder : No, Scarlette, I think you mean pew pew pew.

Scarlette : That sounds like fire works.

Holly : Technically, they are like pa-choo, pa-choo, pa-choo.

Storm : Ok enough with the bad sound effects. Besides it’s more like blam, blam, blam.

Cinder : What?

Scarlette : No way.

Holly : Wrong.

Edan : Guys, focus.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Lewis : Let me talk this time

Holly : Why?

Lewis : Because when you talk, bad stuff happens.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Storm : Has anyone ever told you you've got anger issues?

Scarlette : I prefer to call it leadership skills.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Holly : I have a plan.

Lewis : It can’t involve manipulating people.

Holly : I don’t have a plan.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Scarlette : *loses Edan in a crowd*

Scarlette : Thank goodness 

Eltic : wow the stars are beautiful tonight

Benga : yeah they are

Eltic : you know who else is beautiful?

Benga : *blushing* who?

Eltic : My family.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Scarlette : You're right, Edan.

Edan : Wait... Did she say that I was right ?

Cinder : Yes, she did.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Stun : Actually, I’m in charge here, in case any of you have forgotten.

Eltic : No, I remember. I just don’t care.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Edan : you guys are losers.

Cinder : why are you sitting with us then?

Edan : because I have no friends.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Lewis :  I’m 100% certain that I’m 0% sure of what I’m going to do.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Storm :  We’re going to die.

Cinder : Think positive!

Storm : We’re going to die quickly. 

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Scarlette : Everyone know what they’re doing?

Storm : In the plan or in general?

Scarlette : The plan,Storm.

Storm : Phew.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Cinder : Do you think pigeons have feelings?

Edan :  I'm going to give you one more chance to shut the fuck up. 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Edan : I’d date you.

Storm : What?

Edan : I SAID I HATE YOU!! 

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Scarlette : …So I’m right?

Edan : We both are.

Scarlette : Just as long as I’m more right than you.