Lewis : *trying to break into a house with Holly* It’s locked!

Holly : What do you mean it’s locked?

Lewis : What do you mean ‘what do I mean’? When I say it’s locked, it’s locked! How many definitions of 'locked’ are there?

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Eltic : “Stun” ? You’re on a first name basis?

Isabelle : What do you call him?

Eltic : The bane of my existence. 

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Lewis : Holly ! Be care…

Holly : *effortlessly takes out several bad guys*

Lewis : …ful.

Holly : Did you say something?

Lewis : No… nevermind.

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Holly : Why do you worry ? 

Lewis : I don't know, maybe because YOU KILLED SOMEONE IN FRONT OF THREE KIDS.

Holly : Oh, that.

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Stun : I fucked up.

Eltic : Given your daily life, you're going to have to be a little bit more specific. 

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Holly : We got a big problem!

Lewis : We should copyright that phrase.

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Holly : What could possibly go wrong?

Everyone : We could die.

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Cinder : Would you two stop fighting?

Edan : We are not fighting. We are having a creative discussion.

Scarlette : We are too fighting!

Edan : Creative discussion.

Scarlette : Fight!

Edan : Discussion!

Scarlette : Fight!

Cinder : I can’t believe you’re actually having a fight about if you’re having a fight! 

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Edan : how much do you love me?

Scarlette : well, look up at sky and count the stars. That’s how much I love you.

Edan: But it’s the morning.

Scarlette : Exactly.

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Cinder : Can you pass me the salt ?

Storm : *throws Scarlette across the table*

Holly : How did you find me?

Lewis : Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?

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Lewis : What happened?

Holly : Well, remember when you told me not to burn down the house?

Lewis : YOU BURNED THE HOUSE!?

Holly : No! I had the fire out almost immediately. This is a success story! 

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Benga : Where’s Eltic, by the way?

Stun : Somewhere disappointing God. 

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Holly and Lewis : *make something explode*

Sigmund : *from the other room* What was that?

Holly and Lewis : NOTHING 

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Lewis and Holly : *locked in a room*

Holly : Looks like we’re stuck. We’ll have to spend some quality time together.

Lewis : *banging harder on the door* HELP! 

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Eltic : What are you then? Are you religious ?

Benga : Yeah, I pray nightly that you’ll stop asking me questions 

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Lewis : Isn’t that unethical?

Holly : No!

Lewis : “Unethical” means morally wrong.

Holly : Oh… then yes. 

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Lewis : Are you decent?

Holly : Not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.

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Eltic : Here you are, Benga. Nice hot cup of coffee.

Benga : Oh, it’s cold.

Eltic : Nice cup of coffee.

Benga : It’s horrible.

Eltic : Cup of coffee.

Benga : I’m not even sure it is coffee.

Eltic : Cup.

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Holly : Remember the time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Lewis : No, I said, “Holly, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do” And then you licked the swing set. 

Scarlette : Shut up everybody, shut up! Don't move, don't speak, don't breathe, I'm trying to think. Edan, face the other way, you're putting me off.

Edan : What, my face is?

Cinder : Everybody, quiet and still.Edan, turn your back.

Edan : Oh, for God's sake...

Cinder : Your back! Now, please! 

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Lewis : You have no idea what I’m capable of!

Holly : Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

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Benga : I need your help.

Eltic : Who are we killing ? Now, I don’t do kids. That’s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick

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Scarlette : Lewis, you have a lot to offer someone! You’re funny, you’re smart.

Eltic : You’re creative, you’ve got style.

[everyone looks at Holly]

Holly : Oh, did you want me to say something?

Holly : You have fur, your name is Lewis.

Lewis : Thanks, Holly.

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Stun : There is no future. There is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Isabelle : All I wanted to know was when your birthday is.

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Edan : Sometimes when we disagree you’re so passionate I feel like I’m arguing with the sun.

Scarlette : What? That’s totally crazy. I AM SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME!

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Lewis : Why did you think any of this was a good idea?

Holly : Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Lewis : …Oh.

Holly : I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Lewis : You know what? Forget it. I’m not even shocked anymore.

Holly : Aw, that’s no fun.

Lewis : This has become the norm for you,Holly.

Holly : I’ll have to try harder next time.

Lewis : Please don’t.

Holly : I feel like I’ve been issued a challenge.

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Lewis : *kicks the door open looking totally panicked*

Lewis : What did you do?

Holly : Nobody died!

Lewis : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Lewis : *to Holly* You screamed “there will be blood!” and punched some random guy in the face.

Lewis : So, no, we can’t go back to that bar.

Lewis : Is it okay if I swear?

Eltic : Yes, I will allow you to swear.

Lewis : F…

Holly : Yes, go on.

Lewis: I’m nervous.

[some minutes later]

Lewis: I think I’m ready now.

Lewis : Fu…

Lewis : Fuc…

Lewis : Fuck…

Lewis : Fuck

Lewis : FUCK!

Lewis : FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Scarlette : Calm down, Lewis.

Lewis : Sorry…

Holly : DON’T LOSE YOUR CONFIDENCE SO FAST NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS.

Lewis : You know what? You’re right! FUCK!

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*After someone insults Holly*

Lewis : You…You…You rude person!

Holly : Go easy on him, Lewis.

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Holly : I’m going to stab someone.

Lewis : Manners, Holly.

Holly : I’m going to stab someone politely.

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Stun : Do I look like I’m joking?

Isabelle : You never look like you’re joking.

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Cinder : why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Storm : because their hands are too sh-

Edan : because they’re all dead.

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Lewis : Words ending in ‘ie’ are so cute, like 'sweetie’ and 'cookie’.

Holly : And 'die’.

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Benga : Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

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Lewis : We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Cinder : Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Lewis: Not when you’re playing with Holly. She puts words like “ephemeral”. And I put “dog”.

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Holly : *over the phone* It’s Holly.

Lewis : What did she do this time?

Holly : No, it’s Holly. It’s actually me.

Lewis : What did you do this time?

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Cinder : Most people are made up of 75% water.

Cinder : But Scarlette is 75% salt water.

Scarlette : *in another room* aRE YOU TALKING SHIT AGAIN?!

Eltic : Punch me in the face.

Benga : Punch you?

Eltic : Yes, punch me, in the face. Didn't you hear me?

Benga : I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

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Lewis : Oh, no. You're getting an idea, aren't you?

Holly : Yeah.

Lewis : Is this idea gonna get me in trouble?

Holly : Maybe.

Lewis : Is this idea gonna cause me physical pain?

Holly : Yeah, definitely.

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Cinder : So, how are you feeling lately?

Scarlette : Well, I've got this headache that comes and goes...

Edan : *enters the room*

Scarlette : There it is

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Holly : Your mom’s good at making jokes.

Lewis : How so ?

Holly : She made you.

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Holly : Hey, wanna hear a joke ?

Lewis : Hm ?

Holly : Your existence.

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Stun : I’m old...

Isabelle : ...

Stun : You’re supposed to say “You’re not that old, Stun."

Isabelle : But you are old. 

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Cinder : Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Edan ?

Edan : No.

Storm : I do.

Cinder : I know, Storm.

Storm : I'm sad.

Cinder : I know, Storm. 

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Lewis : Nope. Bad idea.

Holly : There are no bad ideas,Lewis. Only good ideas that go horribly wrong.

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Edan : I’m sorry, you are-?

Scarlette : Better than you. 

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Lewis : *referring to mean people* I’m gonna fix this my way. I am going to kill them…

Holly : *gasps with excitement*

Lewis : …with kindness.

Holly : *frowns*