Storm : I’M DYING!

Cinder : You’re fine, you just have a cold.

Storm : I SAID I’M DYING

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Storm : So salt is a weapon now ? 

Cinder : I didn't know Scarlette was a weapon.

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*Watching Scarlette and Edan argue*

Storm : This is bad.

Cinder : I know.

Cinder : I wish we had popcorn.

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Holly :  I never brag.

Lewis : You once called your face the proof of God’s existence.

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Cinder : I can make literally anything sound positive.

Holly : Your house just burned down and you lost all your money in the stock market.

Cinder : It's a chance to start over. Fire is cleansing and true wealth is measured by the amount of love in your life.

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Scarlette : So, what’s the plan? We go in there and just pow, pow, pow! And pick up the hostages?

Cinder : What was that noise?

Scarlette : gun fire.

Cinder : No, Scarlette, I think you mean pew pew pew.

Scarlette : That sounds like fire works.

Holly : Technically, they are like pa-choo, pa-choo, pa-choo.

Storm : Ok enough with the bad sound effects. Besides it’s more like blam, blam, blam.

Cinder : What?

Scarlette : No way.

Holly : Wrong.

Edan : Guys, focus.

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Lewis : Let me talk this time

Holly : Why?

Lewis : Because when you talk, bad stuff happens.

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Storm : Has anyone ever told you you've got anger issues?

Scarlette : I prefer to call it leadership skills.

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Holly : I have a plan.

Lewis : It can’t involve manipulating people.

Holly : I don’t have a plan.

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Scarlette : *loses Edan in a crowd*

Scarlette : Thank goodness 

Eltic : wow the stars are beautiful tonight

Benga : yeah they are

Eltic : you know who else is beautiful?

Benga : *blushing* who?

Eltic : My family.

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Scarlette : You're right, Edan.

Edan : Wait... Did she say that I was right ?

Cinder : Yes, she did.

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Stun : Actually, I’m in charge here, in case any of you have forgotten.

Eltic : No, I remember. I just don’t care.

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Edan : you guys are losers.

Cinder : why are you sitting with us then?

Edan : because I have no friends.

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Lewis :  I’m 100% certain that I’m 0% sure of what I’m going to do.

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Storm :  We’re going to die.

Cinder : Think positive!

Storm : We’re going to die quickly. 

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Scarlette : Everyone know what they’re doing?

Storm : In the plan or in general?

Scarlette : The plan,Storm.

Storm : Phew.

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Cinder : Do you think pigeons have feelings?

Edan :  I'm going to give you one more chance to shut the fuck up. 

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Edan : I’d date you.

Storm : What?

Edan : I SAID I HATE YOU!! 

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Scarlette : …So I’m right?

Edan : We both are.

Scarlette : Just as long as I’m more right than you.

Lewis : Okay, so the plan is-

Holly : Wait, we have a plan? Like an actual plan? Oh my god, we never have one of those.

Lewis, Scarlette Cinder and Storm : ...

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Benga : I thought happiness started with an H, but why does mine start with U?

Eltic : I think you have dyslexia

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Lewis : Friends don't lie

Holly : Bitch you thought

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Scartlette : I like Cinder. She’s like the little sister I never had.

Scarlette : Because the little sister I do have is terrifying.

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Edan : How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Storm : I don’t know, how-

Holly : *from across the room* I’m doing great, thanks.

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Storm : I can't go. Stress is bad for the baby.

Cinder : What baby?

Storm : Me.

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Isabelle : Are you happy now?

Stun : I’m never happy

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Scarlette : Edan, my old friend.

Edan : I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Scarlette : That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

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Edan : Tomorrow is garbage day.

Scarlette : Wow, I can’t believe they have a whole day dedicated to you.

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Scarlette : I need to talk to you.

Cinder : Okay but In my defence Holly bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Scarlette : That's not what I wanted-- you drank shampoo?

Cinder : What? no. You're the one farting bubbles.

Lewis : Hopefully, this situation can't go any worse.

Holly : Hold my beer.

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Edan : Am I right, Scarlette?

Scarlette : I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.

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Benga : Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Eltic : Which one? I can't do both.

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Lewis : You mean Holly's in trouble, or Holly IS the trouble?

Sigmund : I mean either she's in trouble, or she's going to be. 

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Scarlette : Guys, in case you’ve already forgotten, Edan is the worst. And that’s not just jealousy talking. I’d say that to his face. *Opens door*

Edan : I need your help.

Scarlette : You’re the worst. *Slams door*

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Esias : Wait, you guys kissed?

Eltic : No!

Benga : It was a fake-out make-out!

Esias : Okay, but that still has the words make and out in it.

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Lewis : Who the fuck

Scarlette : Language !

Lewis: Whom the fuck-

Scarlette : No.

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Benga : Could you ever see us as being more than friends?

Eltic : YES, I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED! I can totally see us as dragons. Hang on, let me find the picture I drew.

Benga : ...

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Cinder : You remind me of the ocean.

Scarlette : Why the ocean?

Cinder : Because you’re salty and you scare people.

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Benga : I've got a date with someone. How do I look?

Eltic : With your eyes, Benga.

Benga : This is not the time for your bullshit.

Lewis : Don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one.

Holly : Yeah, break their bones instead, they have 206 of those.

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Stun : Wath your language young man

Eltic : SUCK A DI-

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Lewis : First of all, why is there a giant whale in our house, second of all WHY ARE YOU RIDING IT LIKE A COWBOY

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Lewis : Fuck

Everyone : *Shock*

Holly : *cry* I'm so proud of him.

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Eltic : I have feelings for you.

Benga : I have feelings for you, too.

Narrator : The feeling was friendship, but neither had ever experienced it.

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Storm : I’m cold.

Edan : *takes off his coat* Here, take my jacket.

Benga: [looks at Eltic] I’m cold, too.

Eltic : Well, damn, Benga, I can’t control the fucking weather!

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Lewis : You almost set me on fire!

Holly : But I didn’t.

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Cinder : Tomorrow is another day.

Storm : Yes, but it might be worse.

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Lewis : Where are you going?

Holly : To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

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Edan : Get your hands off my face! 

Scarlette : Get your face off my hands!